Best Bond Quotes
Just as you don't have a Bond movie without a Bond girl, it's not a James Bond movie without the double entendres and quips.
Here's just a selection of some of the most memorable James
Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger: "No, Mr Bond, I expect you to DIE!"
Pussy Galore: "My name is Pussy Galore."
James Bond: "I must be dreaming."
[about to make love to Helga Brandt]
James Bond: "Oh the things I do for England..."
(You Only Live Twice)
James Bond: [to camera] "This never happened to the other fellow."
(On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
Plenty O'Toole: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
James Bond: "But of course you are."
Plenty O'Toole: "Plenty O'Toole."
James Bond: "Named after your father perhaps?"
Girl: "Is there something I can do for
James Bond: "As a matter of fact, there is... there's something I'd like you to get off your chest."
(Diamonds Are Forever)
M: "Moneypenny, where's 007?"
Moneypenny: "He's on a mission sir. In Austria."
M: "Well, tell him to pull out. Immediately."
[scene cuts to Bond making love to a woman]
[Bond and Anya are discovered making love]
General Gogol: "Triple X! "
Sir Frederick Gray: "Bond! What do you think you're doing?"
James Bond: "Keeping the British end up, sir."
(The Spy Who Loved Me )
Sir Frederick Gray, Minister of Defense: "My
God, what's Bond doing?"
Q: "I think he's attempting re-entry, sir."
[Fatima Blush lands in James Bond's arms when she water-skis up the ramp to the bar]
Fatima Blush: "Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet."
James Bond: "Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James."
(Never Say Never Again)
[the morning after Bond sleeps with May Day]
Max Zorin: "You slept well?"
James Bond: "A little restless but I got off eventually."
(A View To A Kill )
James Bond: "I always enjoyed learning a new tongue."
Moneypenny: "You always were a cunning linguist, James."
(Tomorrow Never Dies )
Lachaise: So good of you to come see me, Mr Bond, particularly on such short notice.
James Bond: If you can't trust a Swiss banker, then what's the world come to?
James Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong
Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?
James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.
(The World Is Not Enough)