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Wil Anderson - Wilosophy

1) How did you get the name of your show this year?
My shows all have terrible pun titles, I Am The Wilrus, Wilennium, Wil By Mouth, Jagged Little Wil, License To Wil, Kill Wil among others, so this year it is Wilosophy.

2) Tell us your favourite punchline
If God had a facebook page would he describe his relationship with Mary as "complicated"?

3) What's been your best heckle?
At the Edinburgh Fringe a guy from Glasgow yelled out: "Australians are so lazy they wouldn't pull a greasy stick out of a dog's arse!"

4) What was your response?
"Mate, as a proud Australian I don't think we give a shit. I think we're a little more concerned what Scottish people are doing sticking it up there in the first place. How bad are you at playing fetch? What is going to happen if I pull it out? Oh I am King Of All England."

5) What's the craziest thing you've ever bought on TradeMe?
I don't know how to buy stuff online. There are Amish people who are more tech savvy than me.

6) Aside from yourself, who would you kill to see at this year's festival - and why?
Hannah Gadsby... not only would I kill to see her, but I would let someone else kill me to see her. She is so tops and is going to be massive.

7) What was the last film you watched?
They told me the name of it wouldn't come up on my hotel bill.

8) What was the one question you were glad you weren't asked on this questionnaire?
Who let the dogs out?

9) What's the one question we should have asked?
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? It's because I am a pigeon racer.


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