Straight shooting in New York

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By Tim Wilson

Published: 11:25AM Monday August 17, 2009 Source: ONE News

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Driving back into town last night, via the area above Columbia University (that's the west side of Manhattan, around the 110s), and my pals were recounting, like nostalgic tales from a gilded bygone era, notable muggings. They weren't specific, but my sense was that this was from the 70s, the time when the city was broke, the cops were on the run, and decent people were being slaughtered like sheep on Fifth Avenue.

Forgive me, I meant the last phrase purely metaphorically. I've been reading military theorist Ardant Du Piq's classic Battle Studies; Du Picq uses this phrase and similar ovine references to describe armies in disarray. I was attempting to convey general civic chaos.

We pulled up to a park by the Cathedral of St John the Divine. Kids were milling around wearing white t-shirts and baggy shorts. Alan, an artist, recounted how a friend had been walking a girl home through that park one frozen January, and been importuned by thugs. They liked his coat. He passed it over. A precedent thus established, they proceeded to relieve him of almost all of his clothing. Chivalrously, perhaps, they left his date unmolested. Wearing just his underwear and shoes, he returned the girl to her dorm. I imagine he ran home at a pretty fast clip. Alan was uncertain whether another date followed, but it's doubtful.

Paul, who was driving then offered, as New Yorkers who've lived here a long time will sometimes do, a matching anecdote. He said that in Union Square - again, I'm assuming it was the 70s - black men would simply run at white people who looked touristy. In fear, they would drop their wallets, and flee.

Du Picq describes this effect. Caesar's troops used the charge to devastating effect on Pompey's troops in the Battle of Pharsalus.

'Of course,' added Paul, 'if they chose New Yorkers to do this to, the New Yorkers would just tell them to f*%# off, and they would.'

That attitude comes from a different time in the city's history, a time when the streets were a battlefield, a storied moment that some may think still exists in the city, but in fact does not. Charles Augusto, the owner of a restaurant supply business on 125th Street, and Amsterdam, might be one relic from that period. Robbers hit Augusto's shop last week waving guns and pistol whipping his staff. Augusto took out a shotgun and started blasting. Two robbers were killed, two were injured.

Despite not having a permit for the weapon, Augusto hasn't been charged. He also has no intention of being a pin-up for the gun lobby, saying that if he were a true hero, he would have been able to persuade the robbers, one of whom was 29, the other three being 21.

He speaks to the Associated Press below:



New Yorkers still tell one another crime stories. Earlier in the day, I heard about a home invasion that went wrong (when, I'm tempted to ask, do they go right?), and a robbery on a flower store in which the owner was beaten with an iron bar, but didn't go to hospital. He then collapsed later, and is now in a vegetative state.

It's interesting that anecdotes like this are bandied around, because crime, despite a flagging economy is decreasing. The arguments as to why are canvassed here.

What is notable is that a need exists to pass these tales on, perhaps as a reflection of the toughness of life here, the uncertainty of the economy, or just to remind one another, this isn't like home.

I got dropped off shortly after my friends recalled their muggings. Some kids were outside a bar, doing what kids do these days, taking pictures for Facebook. Call it a sign of
New York's eroding street credibility if you like, but that's the kind of shooting there's most of here at present.

That's real life now. Ardant Du Picq would not be surprised in the slightest. His book begins, "Man does not enter battle to fight, but for victory. He does everything that he can to obtain the first, and avoid the second."

Read more of Tim Wilson's blogs here.

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