As Republicans do their victory dance around the defeated Democrats, it is obvious the game plan is they don't have a game plan, unless just making darned sure Obama is a one-term president fits that bill. That will of course require a rather large raspberry to the unemployed, uninsured, or anyone else who doesn't make it in their world of rampant individualism and self reliance, but it is not as if America has not been there before.
Republicans might take a minute to reflect on being careful about what they have wished for, but then they haven't even given a minute to any policy which may get their beleaguered country out of its self-inflicted mess -other than keep W's tax cuts for the rich and undo what they oh so very cleverly refer to as "Obamacare". That's the legislation Obama managed to push through so the forty million or so and rising who have lost their jobs or have low paying jobs are able to take their kids to hospital when they are ill. Supposedly it is socialism gone mad.
The Republicans realise they can't actually repeal the mammoth legislation outright. Their cunning plan is to deny funding for each part of the health care plan as it comes before the House which they now own.
It is so moving an experience, this regained control, that it caused tears to flow down the cheeks of the strangely tanned John Boehner (the presumptive Leader of the House). While perhaps proving his tan is not from a tube and more of a Palin-style tanning bed variety, in the immortal words of Tea-Partier/Tea Bag Sharron Angle, he really needed to "man up".
In true American style, the Republicans were voted back into office out of anger for the mess they had left. Now, having managed to pretend it was all Obama's creation - and he did little to convince otherwise despite the facts - they are about to have to re-own that mess.
Their two years in the wilderness where they perfected the policy of "no", and prioritised partisanship over patriotism, are up. But so too are the number of what we might refer to as non-traditional Republicans elected to office. Many of them have been called nut-jobs for good reasons like suggesting the Democrats are determined to implement Shar'ia law, that a group of Latino students looked more Asian than Hispanic, that handcuffing reporters or stomping on the heads of protesters just seems to go with the "passion" of politics.
Call them what you like, Tea Partiers were the energy that propelled the Republicans back into (ltd.) power, but what are you going to do with them now Mr Boehner? Michelle Bachman wants the No.3 job in your caucus, and Sarah Palin is fast becoming your future choice to run against Obama in 2012.
Palin's disciples may all gather at large rallies to scorn liberals, but they don't actually agree with eachother on many issues. Imagine the doozie when Rand Paul who wants to slash the Defense budget and pull all troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan, confronts the diehard military-industrial complex stalwarts.
They do seem to agree that they will not tolerate being sidelined by the old Elephant, having already declared a refusal to be sucked in to Republican business as usual, and their support for the Republican hierarchy is by no means guaranteed. It will be fun to watch how long they spurn the seductions of the Republican old guard and its fiersomee track record in pork barreling.
They do agree on slashing government spending. Big Government is very passe to a Bagger. Trouble with slashing government means slashing jobs and surely even they know that it was the 9.5% unemployment rate that secured their victory against the Democrats, not the faith of the great unwashed in their superior governance skills. Theirs was a most undeserved victory and deep down many with much more experience in government will know that, and it should scare them.
But not those who thronged to the rallies hoping to just get a glimpse of Palin and Bachmann. They carried slogans telling Obama to keep his socialist hands off their Medicare. Had they paused for just a second they would realise their Medicare is a massive government programme that looks after the elderly. Will that be slashed when government is downsized?
What about the cops and firemen on the streets and teachers in schools? They are paid from the government purse. Will their numbers be slashed in the crackdown on big government?
How many Tea Party/Baggers have children or relatives or friends who work in the government bureaucracy? Will the razor gang cut only non-Republicans? Only non-Tea Partiers?
And did/do any Tea Party rocket scientists work in the auto-industry or its offshoots? If they did/do their jobs were saved by Obama with his auto-bail-out which damaged him politically but will likely earn hard cash interest. But in Party parlance, that was big government nationalizing the car industry. A big government blunder like saving the banking industry, saving three million jobs and preventing a complete economic meltdown. Wrecking capitalism a la 'W' is good; saving capitalism a la Obama is bad, apparently.
So where will the initial $100 billion in spending cuts come from? The Republican's "A Pledge to America" which was supposedly an economic policy document didn't have a clue about that or much else. It certainly did not tell middle-America that Republicans suddenly had the answers to their problems - so glaringly absent during the Bush wilderness years.
But talking about wilderness, there is one little gem that can not go without a mention, because "maybe you just need a few renegades goin' rogue to make a change"...
And here's the question. Is the rather hirsute figure at the end the Tea Party Mamma calling in Todd and the kids for dinner? On the menu a little (Republican) elephant stew perhaps?
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