Why did the toilet paper run down the hill?
This week's lucky winner is Fiana Tuli of Auckland. We thought her joke was cute - a little bit naughty without going over the top. This is how it went:
Q:
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: Because it wanted to get to the bottom.
Read on for more laughs....
Q:
What do you do when the world is coming to an
end?
A: Go to New World.
Terri Thorburn-Wilson, 12
Hamilton
Q:
What did the mummy chimney say to the baby
chimney?
A: You're to young to
smoke.
Maggie Beth Hohua, 13
Kaitaia
Q: How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A: POK-EM-ON
Barbara Esekielu, 9
Auckland
Q:
What do you call a laughing hippo?
A: A happy-potamus
John Carlo Mercado, 10
Wellington
Hey! There`s no chicken in this chicken pie.
Well do you expect to find dogs in dog
biscuits?
Layanah Shelford, 11
Napier
Q: What is super chicken's real name?
A: Cluck Kent.
Declan Schubert, 12
Auckland
Q:
What's a skeleton's favourite food?
A: I Scream
Estelle Ward, 11
Kawerau
Q:
What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweet ment
Estelle Ward, 11
Kawerau
Q:
Why did the elf push his bed into the
fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log
Rikki Miller, 13
Huntly
Q:
What's green and furry and goes up and down?
A: A kiwifruit in a
lift
Felisha, 8
Christchurch
A young student was found hanging garlic over the school
computer. When asked why by his teacher, he replied "It's to keep
the vampires off the internet." "But there are no vampires on the
internet, boy!" said the confused teacher. "See...it works, doesn't
it!"
Craig McCulloch, 14
Tauranga
"Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bridge!"
"What's come over you?"
"So far six trucks, two cars and a push bike!"
Jessie Jackson, 10
Rotorua
Q:
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
A: Ice burgers.
Anny Hao, 12
Auckland
Q:
Why did the hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand
shop.
Anny Hao, 12
Auckland
Q:
Why are pianos hard to open?
A: Because the keys are
inside
Fiana Tuli, 13
Auckland
Q:
What do you call a travelling flea?
A: An itch hiker
Shannon, 10
Auckland
Q:
How do you stop a charging elephant?
A: Take its credit card away.
Aned'e Oekem'e, 13
Hamilton
One day a man got out of jail and he goes, "I'm free, I'm free!"
Then a kid goes up to him and says, "So what? I'm six"
Aaron Hua, 8
Auckland
Q:
What did the big tomato say to the little
tomato?
A: You better ketchup
Harry, 13
Papatoetoe
