Favourite Shorty Street Quotes
Favourite Shorty Street Quotes
meh
The funniest one I remember (can't remember word for word though) was when Toni was feeding Harry a bottle when he was really little and she said something like: "is there no hole in this teat?" the way she she said it made me laugh.
Sun July 01, 2012 6:02PM
LilMissAnonymous
Lol lets forget when Daniel finds out Lana kissed Nicole!
"Since when do you like girls?" haha the way he said it was sooo funny.
Sun July 01, 2012 11:55AM
LilMissAnonymous
Ahahaha funny... Heres a couple I think is funny:
(when giving birth) "I cant do this. I wanna stop now." - Ula (Frankie Adams)
(her very first visit to the hospital staff room) "Who do you have to sleep with to get a coffee around here?" - Nicole (Sally Martin)
Hahaha. The first one is recent but the second oe was long ago when Niole first joined the show.
Sun July 01, 2012 11:52AM
shortygirl
Haha that's funny lol! Another one I remember is Waverly: I'm not giving birth to my baby in a hurst!!" or something like that and then when Li Mei and Robyn were having a cat fight at Tama and Shannon's wedding Robyn made a comment about how Li Mei was rather flat so Li Mei yelled "You b!*%h!!" [MAJOR CAT FIGHT] Then Victor comes over and yells "Oi!! Ladies, this is a family wedding, behave yourselves!!"
Thu April 29, 2010 8:41PM
meh
There is one line that i also remembered but don't actually know it word for word but it was pretty funny at the time. It was said by tony when she was feeding baby harry at her house which is where tk now lives. Was some thing like" is there even a whole in this thing" referring to the bottle she was feeding harry with. She must have been having trouble feeding him that day.Can't remember who she was talking to, maybe one of the potential dads at the time.
Wed April 28, 2010 11:07PM
shortygirl
Hey great list Sleuth here's some more :)
Alison - "I couldn't help noticing the smell of alcohol on your breath" to which Dr Mckenna says "I beg your pardon!?" ... lol Dr McKenna scares me sometimes haha (I'm watching the old ss of sky16) another one is Jaki says "Brushed your teeth with whiskey this morning, Dr McKenna!?"
Carrie - "Merry Christmas, Michael" : ten seconds later he turns around : "You too, Carrie" haha I remember it because it was when in the same episode they had revealed that they had previously been dating ... the way they said it was just really akward lol.
Another one when Shannon cheated on Tama; Tama - "Who was he?" Shannon "No, it doesn't matter babe ..." Tama "WHO!!!" Shannon (small scared voice) "Vinnie" ... I got scared in that scene too lol.
Chris (Victor calls Chris - phone rings) "Oh that's probably Waverly, I can just hear her now, "Why aren't you at the hall?""
Victor (on the phone to Chris) "Stuck in some poky little flat on the wrong side of town"
Mon April 26, 2010 10:53PM
Sleuthmeister
Oh, and how could I forget Gabrielle? Her "I'm hungry, goodbye" line is almost as iconic as the old "You're not in Guateamala now Dr Ropata" one!
Some other Gabs classics:
"I was having sex with Kip. We did it twice, actually."
Kieran: How are you finding your chowder?
Gabrielle: I just look down, and there it is!
Sarah: I feel disgusted at what I did.
Gabrielle: So sex with Maxwell was an unpleasant experience then?
"I leave in 4 hours, 17 minutes." (Always so precise!)
Mona (Callum's mum) had some good lines too, in particular when talking about Callum and Rachel's feelings for each other: "Oh come on, it sticks out like a dog's proverbials!" Although I think Scotty spoke for all of us when he said at Kieran and Sophie's wedding, "With all due respect Mona, shut up!"
Libby had a funny line about the Mitchell family this year too: "That family couldn't lie straight in bed!"
Mon April 26, 2010 12:08PM
Sleuthmeister
A few of my favourites:
Marj: I'm not as green as I am cabbage-looking!
Alice: Ding, dong, the b*%#@!d's gone!
Joey: I am Joseph James Henderson. Gone but never forgotten!
Mon April 26, 2010 11:57AM
shortygirl
And also Dominic: Tell Delphi that I'm truly sorry (policewoman with the short red/brown hair): What do you mean, are you saying you killed Geoff Greenlaw?" Dominic: Yes (rolls over and dies)
Sun April 25, 2010 9:46PM
shortygirl
QUOTE: Originally posted by: rms123
Don't 4get bowt Sarah's (to Huia "You and your baby can go to hell!"
Haha pretty major 1 i think!
Oh yeah true lol! And Toni to Adam: Oh sod off and die! .. and Waverly to Barb: You're gonna be a grandma! (Barb screams a shrill scream)
Sun April 25, 2010 9:39PM
rms123
Don't 4get bowt Sarah's (to Huia "You and your baby can go to hell!"
Haha pretty major 1 i think!
Sun April 25, 2010 6:58PM
shortygirl
And Sophie (to Libby): "You nasty vicious cow how could you!"; "Donna "You just couldn't do it, could you Chris!"; and Tania (to Yvonne): "You heartless old tart!" (Ouch!)
Sun April 25, 2010 6:46PM
shortygirl
Has to be the classic Carrie: "Your not in Guatemala now, Dr Ropata" lol such a classic :) Also Nick: "Yeah, that's 9.5km more then I'm used to!" and "It's probably a crazed axe murderer!"; Tom (yelling at Meridith): "Don't you tell Marge, it's none of her business!"; Rachel (to Gerald) "Well when you've finished your bunny act you can go and deliver these."; Nelson (to Vinnie) "What's up with you, you've been ho-ha all day bro!"; Judy "Oh, grow up Barb, for goodness sake!"; Rachel (to Callum) "...where no-one gets embarrased (drunkedly o-O)" Rachel (to Chris after he dropped the eggs) "That's Gods way of telling you to come back to bed!"; Craig: "Oh, by the way Sticky, sports magazine called. They wanted to see if you'd do another shoot!" (cackles); Psych patient (to Maia after she's talking to Ghost Ethan) "You're a frickin psycho!" and of course Scotty "Mona, with respect, shut up!" I love shorty street haha :)
Sun April 25, 2010 6:40PM
shortlandstreetfan
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