The Wellington Sevens Awards

By Chris Matthews

Published: 6:07AM Sunday February 05, 2012 Source: ONE Sport

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The party of all parties has come to an end in Wellington but who were the winners from the whole ordeal? tvnz.co.nz has at least some of the answers.

The Peter Jackson award for best execution in costume goes to...

In previous years your humble writer has decided this award, and as much as I like to think I have a good eye for these sort of things, I'm pleased to hand the job over to some judges who have some pedigree. Austin Powers, the international man of mystery, judged stage presence while Madison, who is a hair and make-up artist at WETA, judged execution in costume in the first ever Costume Catwalk. (Go to our Facebook page to see photos of the winners)

And after fighting off stiff competition in the final from the Strawberry Shortcake Girls, the Bumble Bee Transformer and the Bucket Girls to name a few, the Lego Crew, made up of seven 23-year-olds from Palmerston North, won the overall title and $10,00 to boot.

"It took a 150 hours to make and a lot of sweat and tears," Stephen Oliver said.

He joked he would try and double the cash at the pokies but Rebecca Gill quickly intervened.

"We are going to have the best night in Wellington," she said with a huge smile. And I'm sure they did.

2011's winner: 19 Ginger Bread Man
2010's winner: The Avatar Crew

The Oscar the Grouch best use of trash award goes to...
The 'missing' Milk Carton Crew who stood out like a beacon and even used their real names. Dodgy.
2011's winner: The Libra Invisible Boys
2010's winner: The Pac-Men

The Generation Y tech-savy award goes to...
Now we are not usually in the business of plugging brands but the Skinny promo team, who are pushing a new cell phone company in town, executed perfect marketing by leaving everyone with two simple question: Who and what are you? Priceless.
2011's winner: I-Phone Users
2010's winner: The Facebook girls

The Michael Jackson Man in the Mirror award goes to...
Tipped as one of the costumes that would take centre stage before the the tournament, the Moprh Suit were everywhere to be seen and plus some. The only problem was though that most of the males wearing these lycra suits couldn't help but walk around half naked for two days straight, even when it was raining and reasonably cold yesterday. Go figure.
2011's winner: Mexicans
2010's winner: Jailbird Gangs

The Kanye West we know we're the best award goes to...
The 44 Condoms. These young Wellington men stood out like nobody's business and had girls demanding photo after photo with them. I guess it was sort of symbolic of the sexual tension in the air.
2011's winner: The Baseball Girls
2010's winner: The 102 Dalmatians.

The West Side is the Best side award goes to...
The Three Sailor Girls who looked the part and flaunted it all day long.
2011's winner: Fiji fans (Block 10)
2010's winner: Fiji fans (Block 13)

The stuff the rugby award goes to...
The Rave Zone, which despite having it's hours cut back from six to three hours this year, was still the place to be in the late afternoon as the kids partied like it was last night.
2011's winner: The Rave Zone
2010's winner: The Rave Zone

The President Obama yes we can award goes to...
The dominant New Zealand team, who without a shadow of a doubt, were the best team here this weekend. They scored 165 points over their six games and only conceded 40. Enough said.
2011's winner: New Zealand team
2010's winner: Some streaker

The Fair Go award for best interlude goes to..
An odd choice perhaps but when the whole stadium was still singing Oasis' Wonderwall even when the track had stopped, it was one of those moments when you just thought... WOW!
2011's winner: The Dirty Dancing Remix
2010's winner: Michael Jackson's Thriller

The Shane Watson award for the most hated team goes to...
No contest. The Australians again were booed, ridiculed and abused as they flopped on day one. Got to love trans-Tasman rivalry!
2011's winner: Australia
2010's winner: Australia

The All Blacks award for biggest chokers goes to...
Kenya. Only needing to beat Canada in their final Pool match to top Pool D, they crumbled under pressure and were resigned to the lower half of the draw.
2011's winner: Fiji
2010's winner: New Zealand

The LeBron James MVP award goes to...
Tomasi Cama, who pulled out his full bag of tricks to bring New Zealand back from the dead against England in the semi-finals and then was at it again as he set up two tries and scored one himself in the final against his home nation Fiji. Should surely now rate along with Eric Rush as New Zealand's greatest ever Sevens player.
2011's winner: Declan O'Donnell (New Zealand)
2010's winner: William Ryder (Fiji)

What did you think of the weekend's festivities? Do you agree with Chris' award choices? Make a comment below.

 

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