Why I should win:
So, they left home, all their junk went with them. It was bliss. For four months.
Then one was made redundant and had to come home. Then the other was also made redundant and had to come back home! Now they are re-employed, they won't leave.
So, to make room, my office is now in the dining room. The dining table is dismantled and in the garage.
PLEASE, I'm begging you, I'll even cook you a great meal - GET THESE GIRLS OUT OF HERE!
I want my house back.