(the "Dragon") BA (Oxford) Phd (Princeton)
The feared inspector of schools for the Education Review Office (ERO) is a spinster in her 40's. She power dresses in navy blue and charcoal which accentuates her dandruff. Has an unpleasant disposition, is curt, impatient, spits when she talks, and has dreadful halitosis, but is otherwise great company. Her lust for Roger Dasent is all that saves Tepapawai from closure.