Govind is a very bright boy. Govind is a New Zealand-born
Indian. We must not assume, as Gormsby automatically does, that
that just because Govind is Indian, his parents own a dairy, that
he loves hockey, is a very cunning spin bowler, and knows every
position in the Karma Sutra.
In fact, all of the above is true about Govind, except the bit about the Karma Sutra, although Hohepa has promised to sell Govind a fully illustrated copy of the said publication, which he shoplifted from the Govind dairy.