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ALL TOGETHER NOW... Oh, Drogba you'll never be, a winner of the Champions League..... - Source: Reuters -
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Drogba goes doolally in, flip flops!
It is one thing to go a 'bit' mental at a Euro ref after trying to help your team make it to the Champions League final by throwing yourself on the floor for as many times as humanly possible in one football match before faking injury so well, that you actually get substituted, then run onto the pitch after your side fail to park the bus well enough in front of Barcelona's goal in order to reach a Champions League final that you are destined to NEVER to win anyway, and getting all shouty in the brilliantly crap refs face before, telling the world that this was 'a f***ing disgrace', because you obviously deserved to be there for all your hard work in cheating your way to the semi-finals in the first place, but it is quite another to do it in a pair of FLIP FLOPS!?
And just for that Didier Drogba I think you are a "f***ing disgrace" and I wish you well on your travels to a team that will also NEVER win the Champions League, in fact, we hear Tottenham may be looking for some fresh legs......
Watch Drogba the Disgrace lose it here with your eyes (and not with your ears cause I'll get in trouble!)
Let's all Laugh at Newcastle, lets all laugh at Newcastle nananana!
Q. What's the difference between Alan Shearer
and Newcastle?
A. At least Shearer will be on Match of the Day
next season!
Badumcha....
And so as Newcastle go down quicker than Nicklas Bendtner's jeans at a West London nightclub, the jokes keep rolling for the 'biggest club in Newcastle,' which, if anything should be a welcome relief for supporters of Tottenham.
But at least Alan Shearer can see the money, sorry, funny side of the Toontanic, who last weekend kept a grin worthy of everyone who hates Chelsea plastered on his gob when Liverpool supporters came together for a rousing rendition of 'you should have stayed on the telly' to the tune of MOTD while Newcastle where getting spanked 3-0 by the Reds at Anfield.
Breaking News: Ronaldo is dead! (Well his Facebook page is anyway)
In (heart) breaking football news this week, it has been reported that the 'biggest unofficial' Cristiano Ronaldo Facebook page in the world has been shut down!
According to reports, the man behind the page, 25-year-old Kunwar Ali, off of Pakistan, told the BBC's Newsbeat that he was 'devastated' at what had happened.
"I used to spend six or seven hours on Facebook every day posting updates about Cristiano."
"Everything is gone and I now have nothing."
Far be it from us to be condescending or anything, but due to the fact you are a 25-year-old man who once spent six to seven hours on Facebook posting updates about C-Ron, we suggest you should maybe look at getting yourself a job/a girlfriend and/or a life!
Ring of Fire has new meaning for Fat Ronaldo
It was all joy and laughter on Sunday as Fat Ronaldo's Corinthians won the Sao Paolo State Championship trophy for the thirty-first time, but the celebrations brought a new meaning to the Johnny Cash song 'Ring of Fire' after the entire team almost burned to death!
The incident occurred as Corinthian players and trophy were lifted into the air on a crane in order to show off their spoils, BUT a brilliantly concocted combination of ticker tape, streamers and OPEN FLAMES soon sent everything spiralling out of control!
Learn how not to set yourself on fire while celebrating, with you eyes, HERE!
Big Sami goes to sausage in the sky
There was some sad news for Liverpool supporters this week as Big Sami Hypia confirmed he will bugger off to the big bratwurst in the sky, otherwise known as Bayer Leverkusen.
The deal brings an end to Big Sami's ten-year stint at Liverpool, where he made 316 league appearances for the club, but has struggled to secure a starting place since the arrival of Martin ninja Skrtel and Daniel Agger.
The move also makes clear manager Rafael Benitez's intention of taking Liverpool's lingerers to the charity shop this summer, which we are hoping still includes Lucas, because although he scored a goal against Newcastle last weekend, that doesn't mean that most Liverpool supporters forgive him for the 5,63,24478 other times he gave the ball away.
Spotted!
As Arsenal went down to Manchester United in the Champions League
quicker than Ricky Hatton in the ring, so apparently did Arsenal's
'favourite' son Nicklas Bendtner's trousers as the Danish striker
was caught coming out of a Kensington nightclub after an evening on
the lash complete with unbuckled belt and pants round his
ankles!
If this is the state the 'striker' gets into after getting thrashed by United's Roman Emperors in the semi's thank god we didn't have to see the full force of Bendtner should they have got beat by Barcelona in the final, again!
You can prolong the agony for Bendtner by pointing and laughing
at him with your fingers and eyes
HERE!
