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Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas after allegedly spitting at Hull's assistant manager Brian Horton - Source: Getty Images -
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This week Liverpool's fans prayers could be answered, Sir Ferg gets spit in his eye, Castilles goes for a part in in The Diver II and everyone sues West Ham!
Liverpool fans prayers are answered, hopefully
Here at Liverpool.co.nz we tried not to choke with laughter when we read this week that Lucas 'I cost Liverpool the League' Leiva has issued a warning to Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez that he will quit Liverpool if he doesn't get more game time.
Newly contract signed Rafael Benitez has now been ordered by the Red half of Liverpool NOT to play Lucas or they will rip-up all his stat books, strap him in a chair and make him watch Tommy Smith (the fat baldie, Irish, Ron loving one, not the Liverpool Ledge) commentating Man United games on ES 'we film our soccer like its soft porn' PN until his eyes fall out.
Rooney shoots his mauf off
If Wayne Rooney should have learnt anything from the Bearded One, it should be to keep your mouth shut, especially where Man United, Liverpool and/or Everton are concerned. But, no, Rooney had to go and shoot his mauf off about how he 'hates' Liverpool before getting his eye wiped 4-1 by the club.
As an Evertonian that plays for Man United, we all know Rooney hates Liverpool, cause as they say- once a Blue always a Manc.
Chewy spit in yer eye Ferg?
This week in were you watching the same match as the rest of us,
Sir "It is a hard one to take because I thought we were the better
team and the score does not reflect that" Ferg decided not to
succumb to a 4-1 defeat at the hand of the Spanish Scousers by
saying he thought United were the better team.
Here at tvnz.co.nz's football department we reckon a bit of spit from the chewy he was chewing must have jumped up into Taggerts eye cause the last time we checked, a side that got mauled 4-1 in their own backyard was, er, not the better one.
In totally unrelated spit news
Arsenal skipper Cesc Fabergas has CATAGORICALLY denied spitting at the feet of Hull assistant manager Brian Horton after a dubious goal put the Gunners through to the semi-finals of the FA Cup where they will get beat by Chelsea.
Apparently the FA have written to Brown and Horton asking them to give their version of events.
But when asked by reporters what his problem with Fab was, Brown replied: One, being on the pitch after the game. Two, dressed in the way he was dressed. Three, the pictures in the national papers verify the aggression he was showing towards players and staff after the game."
Fab did admittedly look a bit like a Roma fan in training but, seriously, have you looked in the mirror lately Tango Brown?
Lets all sue..West Ham!
It is truly amazing how one little Tevez can cause so much trouble!
Just when we all though the Tevez case was finally over, every tom dick and 'arry has decide to get in on the act, with Sheffield United players, the old lady down the road, Neil Warnock, Fellani's fro and Leeds United Chairman Ken Bates (who if were honest, could probably do with all the money he can get) wanting to sue West Ham.
Next they'll be telling us they've all fallen over a crack in the council pavement outside Bramall Lane wearing neck braces on their broken legs!
And the latest to probably not sign for City is....
Rumours have surfaced that Manchester City have emerged as favourites to sign Leeds' Fabian Delph. It is thought City manager Mark Hughes is ready to pay the 6m fee being demanded by Elland Road chiefs. We're not sure what Delph has done to deserve this but we reckon it must be something pretty bad.
Spotted!
This week it appears Really you are quite Rubbish goalie Iker Castilles has been having secret training sessions with..The Diver.
The purpose of said secret training revealed itself during Real's La Liga clash with Athletic Bilbao, when Bilbao player Yeste accidentally on purpose pushed Castilles over. Sneaky Castilles then went down holding his face while Yeste was sent off with a straight red!
Castilles later apologised for the incident, explaining that the only reason he revealed his cheating skills was because he was desperately seeking a bit part in Ron's The Diver part II.
'Arry Redknapp quote of the week
"Someone said to me the other day that Tottenham are going to have possibly the biggest single voice in the destiny of the Premier League championship this season.
"It's a bit much to claim we have a say in the title race, let's just say we are... involved."
Harry Redknapp obviously living in dreamland where magical pixies score goals and Tottenham beat United, Liverpool and Chelsea at the end of every rainbow to come from eleventh on the table to win the league. Brilliant.
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