Harry Styles was "in stitches" over his birthday stripper.
The One Direction heart-throb was given the gift for his 19th birthday over the weekend, and could do nothing but laugh when the stripper - dressed as a police woman - admitted she had forgotten her truncheon.
Talking to The Sun newspaper, he admitted: "It was great. I was in stitches ... The funniest part was that when she finished she said, 'I'm really sorry I couldn't find my truncheon so I had to bring my nunchucks'. That was a bit weird."
The Little Things hitmaker was celebrating his birthday at The Alibi in Dalston, East London with his friends, and Radio 1 DJ Nick Grimmy Grimshaw set up the surprise.
Styles revealed: "Grimmy said I had to sit there because he was bringing a cake.
"He started telling everyone to be quiet but I could see the cake in the kitchen and the candles weren't lit, so I was like, 'What's going on?' Then Grimmy said, 'Someone in here is under-age' and I saw a police hat bobbing through the crowd. I was like, 'Oh no!'
"The stripper didn't really say anything, she just began her routine. I have never seen my manager run so quick to cover the CCTV cameras but the pictures got out anyway."
The pop superstar also revealed his romancing days are over for now, as One Direction prepare for their upcoming world tour which kicks off at London's O2 Arena on 23 February.
He added: "We have to knuckle down and work hard, make sure we get everything ready so it's a good show. I want to focus on that, not chasing girls."