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For all the sport stars out there reading Lipgoss, here's the
situation: You get a disgustingly large pay check for being rather
good at a playground game. You get a wife who looks like a model.
Hello! Magazine will pay for your huge embarrassing wedding in a
pink chateau. You'll be spending your holidays on yachts, your
Saturday afternoons plundering through Louis Vuitton like a puppy
in a vegetable patch, and you'll eat takeaways from Nobu. All we
ask in return is that you don't have sex with any
prostitutes.
What part of that deal don't our sporty friends understand? Just
last week we had Elin Nordegren's relatively dignified (i.e.
boring)
interview in People magazine,
where she smiled prettily and insisted that Tiger Woods hadn't
completely ruined her life by taking virtually every barmaid he saw
back to a motel room. And this week Cheryl Cole celebrated her
quickie divorce to
Ashley in style: with a Vogue
cover. But Cheryl and Elin have been rudely butted off the
front page by Coleen Rooney, the latest WAG to get a
life-shattering Sunday morning surprise courtesy of the
News of the World. There's
nothing like a headline reading "Cheating Roo Beds Hooker" to put a
girl off her egg-white omelette.
Honestly, it's not rocket science.
Drunk or Blinking?
It's time to play one of our favourite net-based games! Gather
round people, and look at the screen closely....now,
Is This Celebrity Drunk Or Just
Blinking? The Daily Mail was very excited by these shots
of Victoria Beckham supposedly "squiffy" after a meal with Tana
Ramsay (yes, the long-suffering wife of the world's most angry
chef) and Eva Longoria-Parker. We can't decide if Posh is indeed
pissed or simply exhibiting normal motor function of the eyelid.
Enjoying this game so far? We thought you would!
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Shameful Celebrity Crush: Bristol Palin
We can't help it: we simply can't get enough of Sarah Palin's
embarrassing offspring. Last week we reported that
Bristol, America's most famous ex-teen mom, had
put her dancing shoes on for US Dancing with The Stars. In the
resulting hullabaloo a few choice quotes emerged: "I'm naturally
shy" and "I will be the most dressed contestant and have the most
modest dresses for sure."
So take a look at this -
Pretty great? Yes. Modest? Not-so-much.
Oh I know! Bristol must have been comparing herself to
Paris Hilton, who celebrated her
recent cocaine arrest by holidaying in Hawaii in a leopard skin
jockstrap.
