Millen the male model
Millen is a self-centred, unemployed 35-year-old male model who
lives with his single mother, Wanda, a celebrity real estate agent,
in her $3 million Parnell mansion.
Millen receives an exorbitant weekly allowance, he enjoys being
styled by his mum, he cannot cook, he doesn't have to work and his
mum is his best friend and confidante ... in fact their
relationship is rather creepy.
We spent a few minutes with Millen between jobs ...
Hey Millen, how you going?
By Audi man! How you gonna get there?
So we hear you're a male model. What's the best job you
ever had?
Cleaning Mum's pool.
What's the last job you had?
See above.
We hear you're a bit of a ladies man. Tell us about the
best date you've been on.
I helicoptered a bird in to Stoneyridge Vineyard on
Waiheke once for champers and strawberries and then I popped her
cherry.
What's the worst date you've been on?
I took a girl who I thought was 'the one' to Disneyland,
but when we got there all she could say was, "Is this it? Is
this Disneyland! It's for kids!" Absolute nightmare!
A little bird tells us you're a mumm y's boy - what do you
make of that?
Was that the short bird from Melbourne? Hey, mum's the
word, man!
Tell us more about your mum ...
She's sexy, generous and makes a lot of allowances for
me. She also gives me a weekly allowance. She's the celebrity
real estate agent, Wanda Phillips. You've probably seen her
billboards, "Wanda Woman".
How would you describe your mate Fasi?
He's a bro with a 'fro! Fasi's a stand-up comedian
now. He was sick of being the token brown guy when he was an actor,
he was always losing out on roles to Robbie Magasiva.
How would you describe your mate Jimmy?
He's a small wonder. The best dwarf I know. He's gunning
for a role on The Hobbit.
How would you describe your mate Glen?
Glen is a ninja with a ninja-like sense of humour!
And finally, how would you describe yourself?
Good sense in terms of fashion and birds.
