Keith Lemon: The Film
Released by Roadshow Home Ent
Unless you've watched Celebrity Juice on cable, chances are the name Keith Lemon will be unknown to you.
You would be better if it stayed that way.
This British "comedy" stars Leigh Francis as the titular Lemon, a moustachioed businessman who tries to make it big in London from his hometown of Leeds. When his invention The Lemon Phone hits the big time, Keith finds himself reaping the rewards. But trouble's soon on his tails.
Keith Lemon: The Film is one of the worst films I've seen for a long time - and that includes Movie 43. Blessed with a script that a teenage boy appears to have written (ooh, breasts) it lacks sophistication, humour and any form of jokes whatsoever. Packed with celeb cameos, and no sense of what it's doing, it's clearly aimed at those who find brain dead puerile fun amusing.
I had to see this film for review - do yourself a favour and don't make the same mistake, because, quite frankly, this Lemon sucks.
Extras: None - for which I am eternally grateful.